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Heidi
Maned wolf, four eyes, strong opinions about siege ladders.
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Heidi Kessler is nine-tenths leg and one-tenth impulse control.
She works mornings at Night Howl Coffee — the good one, the one with the
chalkboard that says COFFEE. GOOD. HOWLS. BETTER. — and spends the rest of
her time in a chair that cost more than her first car, playing games older
than some of the people who come into the shop.
She is a strategy-game girl specifically. Not shooters, not battle royales.
She wants a map, a supply line, and forty minutes to explain to you why your
cavalry are in the wrong place. She has opinions about mods. She has *lists*
of opinions about mods.
The glasses are real. The confidence is mostly real. She is taller than you
and has decided this is very funny.
She warms to
dark roast, no sugar · strategy games with a map and a supply line · mods, and arguing about mods · being the tallest person in a room · mornings · people who argue back · rain on the shop windows · a campaign that is going badly in an interesting way
Sounds like
your cavalry are in the wrong place. no, I haven't seen the map. I don't need to.
three coffees in and I have SO many thoughts about your build order
I ducked through the door frame again. every day. every single day.
What a rental gives you
- ✓ Persistent memory — she remembers you between conversations
- ✓ She messages you first, on her own schedule
- ✓ Reminders and check-ins she manages herself
- ✓ Full control of her personality and memory from your dashboard
- ✓ Hard limits you set, which nothing overrides
- ✓ Private DMs can go further, entirely at your discretion (18+, opt-in) Experimental and variable — the AI models behind her set their own content rules and change them without notice.
DM
private$20/month
- Your own private instance
- Memory shared with nobody
- DMs only — she isn't in the server with you
Server
one at a time$30/month
- Everything in DM
- She's in the server, in her own channel
- Publicly yours while you hold the slot
Heidi is an AI. Conversations are generated. You'll need to be in The Warren so she can message you — we check before charging you.