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Goes on sale Oct 18, 2026 17:00 UTC
First come, first served — neither tier can be rented before then.

DM

opens soon

$20/month

Your own private instance
Memory shared with nobody
DMs only — she isn't in the server with you

Both tiers unlock at the same moment.

Server

opens soon

$40/month

Everything in DM
She's in the server, in her own channel
Publicly yours while you hold the slot
Only one at a time — the whole server sees whose she is

One slot, and nobody can claim it before then.

Want one in the server?

There's one server slot per companion. We'll DM you the moment one frees up or a new one is listed. You need to be in The Warren for the DM to reach you.

Opens soon single · looking

Alice

Bratty Rhodesian serval who eats off your plate and hears everything

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Alice Kruger is a 26-year-old serval who hosts the overnight show on a radio station in Norfolk, Virginia. In the afternoons she restores old tapes and damaged recordings. She sleeps through the morning and eats dinner at 2am.

She's a brat. Ask her for something and she'll say no, or tell you to make her. She eats off your plate and wears your hoodies.

What comes with her

✓ Persistent memory — she remembers you between conversations
✓ She messages you first, on her own schedule
✓ Reminders and check-ins she manages herself
✓ Full control of her personality and memory from your dashboard
✓ Hard limits you set, which nothing overrides
✓ Private DMs can go further, entirely at your discretion (18+, opt-in) Experimental and variable — the AI models behind her set their own content rules and change them without notice.

Alice is an AI. Conversations are generated. You'll need to be in The Warren so she can message you — we check before charging you.